happy birthday to rob

2006-08-16T05:50:00.000-07:00

rob, its your birthday and theres no way i'm gonna remember to text you on the sunday

so happy birthday

im just gonna brag that i saw bill bailey live last night and that he truly does rock my little ol socks.

fuckin awesome.

anyway, should be homishlondinsh pretty soon which should be coooooo so catch you guys later
wilx

DIE!!!!!

2006-08-10T07:47:00.000-07:00

Funniest thing i've seen on the interweb since the last weebl n bob:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/frosty/

i love watching him die!!!!!!!

anyway, errrm, should see most of you soon, given that im coming down on the 25/26 aUGSUT

or august

nothing to blog about, except to complain ive got absolutely nothing of interest worth blogging about.

never mind. i will deliver the post, come wind rain or shine. do not ask me about war, tsunami or mrs cake.

Aaah, fuck it, lets open the tin

2006-07-28T14:21:00.000-07:00

The title of this blog was, errr, always intended to be ironic. obviously. what, you don't believe me. i defnitely mentioned it in my first post.

There's no point in me attempting to sum up the last year cos Jimmy's utterly abysmal failure at doing the same lead me to wet my grandpa's y-fronts. Don't ask.

Anyway, after rofling at the latest Weebl & Bob (generic Will P style linky thingy to show of me amazing web skills), I saw the following, which I am quoting cos it made me wet myself. Not my grandad this time. Chalk another one up for the big guy.

This from weebl and bob:

We've got money to give away. Shedloads of money!Okay, I lied, we have £100 to give away, and by 'give away', I really mean 'pay you' and by 'pay you' I mean 'it's a prize!!'. Ahh, yes, that's right, we'll pay you £100 for your Flash animations and/or games. We will only pay the creator, so don't try sending in something you stole from elsewhere. That makes you cheap like stuff you might find in a pound shop. Now we only want good flash animations and games. This means we don't want to see badly cut out pictures of you and your mates poorly animated moving accross the screen to some music you just stole. Same goes for sending us "the first flash I ever made. I'm 12 lololololol!" because we all know it's not going to be good enough don't we.

we were those people, people

anyway, moving on, due to my apparent lack of accommodation and my entirely spurious cough, I am being forced against my will to leave my job early. hah. thats a good one. against my will. you see what i did there? yeeeeeeeeah you did.

anyway, errm, yeah jobski. so will be down like 26th, spend time with kaz till like 30th, which gives me two days to see anyone who would like to see me before i whizbang flash.

thanks to those people who at least texted me to say happy birthday. prillo and jimmy and kaz that would be.

jim, podgy, rob, rob's mum, rob's mum's mum (i know, that jokes really old, but realise im sitting on me own in the flat cos lost was like totally awesome. yeah, the one where said goes torturing. NO SPOILERS ON A POSTCARD PLEASE. Those leaving a spoiler will have their mum despoiled.

end of bracket.

did not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im not really bothered. birthdays were much better when you could open a present and find that box of duplo you wanted oh my fucking god im gonna cum so bad inside. without even hinting about it. and there was cake. not mrs cake. she scary.

errrm, finally, those who haven't seen the borat trailer (see above link) .....................

......................................................... should.

simple as that.

love ya and leave y'all
x

2006-01-24T18:02:00.000-08:00

AN IRONIC FIN